Hi, I'm Aliza! I'm 16, and Winterjoy's friend. I love fangirling, laughing and BOOKS. Just a warning: I cannot abide by improper language, the not-grammatically-correct kind, not the sexy-dirty kind.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.